CANADA!!!!

I am leaving this Friday to go to Canada for college auditions. Why audition for a college well it is a circus college. I am going for two schools one in Montreal and one Quebec and the one in Montreal is a four day audition and the one in Quebec is only one day but it is a lot longer of a day than they have in Montreal. I am really excited and i will be gone for two weeks so that means i won't have to see Jimmer anymore but i will really miss a lot of Jimmers or is it i will miss Jimmer, Jimmer, Jimmer and Jimmer the most? I don't know but i will and i really hope it goes well and i don't really know what to talk about right now but my phone has a lighting back round that actually moves and i think thats pretty cool and i am having trouble finding mint extract in my house but my mom is telling me that is here somewhere but i don't know where.


Yeah i look at that every day and i am like "You know what lil pup you are awesome too!" And that i eat my Penguin Burger and fly off in my jetpack so yeah and now i am done bye!

Desserts

I shall be praising food for this Blog. First off i will start with the best kind of food and start with desserts! First off my favorite dessert. Vanilla Fudge!!

Beautiful isn't it? It is an amazing creation rarely found in sweet shops the only places i know to get fudge is the Fudge Factory in Union Station and the gift shop under the Arch! It is my favorite dessert and i only get in maybe once every four months or so if that often but when i do get to eat it i savor every last bite! It is my true love but it isn't the only great dessert. The next dessert i will talk about is Cake!

Cake!

Cake is NOT a lie!

Yes that is a cake and yes it is a dragon. Cake has been recreated over the past few years and has turned into  a beastly art form of crazy awesomeness and it tastes delicious.  Not much to say here besides the TV Ace of Cakes has made some super crazy cakes and i want one before i die! So, if i die before that i will come back and haunt this world and that is what you have to give me so i can cross over that and some fudge.

Cookies

Wow just wow Snickerdoodles are the greatest cookies ever. No competition it is just a fact and i love them and that is all i have to say. Goodbye

Yea i lied i am only talking about desserts today and the next thing up is ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!

Ice Cream

My favorite ice cream is either Banana, Cake batter, Cinnamon or just plain Vanilla.

Ice cream is great it can make milkshakes, floats or just plain ice cream and i thank whoever created it because they are one of my Heroes the only thing is i could do without the brain freeze...other than that it is great or if it couldn't melt to that would be great but i do like when i can just drink it!

Nothing interesting here

So, i pulled up my blog but i again had nothing to talk about so i will just do my multiple different things and stuff like that.

Friend Zone!
So, yeah i find this a pretty funny topic. I was listening to Friend Zone by your favorite martian on youtube but it is true. Friend Zones are dangerous and can cripple a mans self esteem and ruin their life. If you ever notice that you might have put someone in the friend zone shame on you. O and this is the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSwsJtSfyXU&src_vid=xZBddLCd1nY

but just a warning on yourfavoritemartian most of his other songs are inapropro so don't click on those....yeah
Anyways back to the Friend Zone! My friend recently got friend zoned and it sent him in a downward spiral and now he is fat and lonely and still in the zone. The Friend Zone that is.

New Phone!
I just got a new phone last night and it isn't the best phone but it is okay. Its technically a smart phone but in my opinion its more of a B- student phone. Its only 3g i think and the apps are mostly stupid but its no big deal I only need it for about six more months and then hopefully i will be in Canada where i can buy a whole new phone. I do like the phone tho it has a touch screen and a full key board also the wallpaper looks like a lighting storm which is really cool i will show all of you. I don't really know what else it can do i haven't really messed around with it that much but yeah that is what it is.

Random Facts!
Kangaroos cannot move there legs independently
Cats sleep from 16 to 18 hours a day
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. 
A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.
Children grow faster in the spring
The elephant is the only mammal with four knees
If you heat a diamond to 1405 degrees Farenheit, it will turn into vapor.





So yeah thats my blog bye

May the odds ever be in your favor

Circus Harmony Tessitura!

I am going to be in this big show this saturday and sunday and next saturday and sunday! I am so excited it is going to be a great show. I am in several of the acts and yes i wear tights and yes i look good in tights but anyways. This show will be about an hour and a half long with one intermission it has 30 or so different kids in the whole show. A whole bunch of different types of acts including knife juggling, trapeze, acrobatics and tons more. It is at the City Museum and it is going to be amazing! 

So, now that i am done with the promo for the big show i am going to finish my 20 minutes down here. I am super tired and sore and bored but i am having a good time. My life is nice now and everything isn't to bad but I am still having house troubles i keep on loosing things because i can't remember which house i leave it in but i got a new heater for my room today but sadly since the weather stinks i don't need it. It was so warm out today i only wore shorts and a t-shirt. I want snow right now! Like right now! but sadly no snow and i type very slow it is weird because i usually can type pretty quickly but there isn't many important things besides that i am married to Jimmer. I think thats her name i don't remember if i am suppossed to call her that but that is a fun story. anyways

good bye and may the odds be ever in your favor!